|AKA - The Nonsensical Ignoramus|
We hope that when you read this letter you find yourself well.
The purpose of this letter is to inform you why refer to you as the Nonsensical Ignoramus.
We will start with Nonsensical - this word Bernie, comes from the word nonsense which is what we feel you mostly talk about. Your words generally speaking, are not meaningful and convey no intelligible ideas. As such, they are usually absurd and contrary to good sense.
Now, Ignoramus - This word is almost self explanatory Bernie, and comes from the word ignorant. As such, it means "an utterly ignorant person", which in our opinion, is what you are.
While we understand you are a person of at least average intelligence, it is our opinion that you are a Nonsensical Ignoramus because only a nonsensical ignoramus would throw away their life the way you did, and continue to do today. And please do not feel that we are attempting to call you names as you do us Bernie, we're not! In our opinion, we're merely telling the truth about you as we know it.
You of all people Bernie, have the audacity to throw stones at us for standing up courageously to hold our elected official accountable for their actions, or lack of, when you slander those same officials (on any given day) depending of course, on who's side you're on that day.
|Your loving friends - We love you Bernie!|
Know this Bernie, we don't hate you, we feel sorry for you. If there is anything we can do to help re-direct your pitiful life in a direction of true meaning, please let us know...we will do what we can for you.
Sincerely, your friends